Mission Control and Associated Presses –

Barack Obama has advocated taking the "Blue Pill." Despite the fact that Pesident Obama cannot legally prescribe anything, he claims that the "Blue Pill" is both better and cheaper.

Baxter, Merk, Eli Lily and Searle pharmaceutical companies, just to name a few, are rushing to produce 'Blue Pills' for everyone.  The pills will contain Fluoride, Thorazine and Paxil, but are extremely reasonably priced, according to pharmaceutical lobbyists.

The World Health Organization is considering also making the 'Blue Pill'  mandatory in all 192 member nations.  The use of military force may be necessary to make people swallow this pill, but WHO claims the coerced recipients won't care after they have.

Our only question is, “Who is this pill cheaper and better for”?  Nobody anywhere was available for comment.

Mission Control and Associated Presses –

The World Health Organization has announced that Baxter's Swine Flu Vaccine be administered to all UN member States, possibly at gun point, for everyone's safety.

Based on thorough research performed at the Dr. Mengele Clinic for Population Control, the untested vaccine will be administered globally. Your options are either to move to non-UN member countries, which include Kosovo, Taiwan, and the Vatican; or be inoculated.

UN representatives have expressed concern that this vaccination program would best be carried out shortly after everyone has taken the “Blue Pill”, recently suggested by President Obama. WHO officials are kicking themselves for not having thought of this one themselves, and sooner.

Although the Swine Flu threat is a fabricated hoax, so is the vaccine. Baxter, GlaxoSmithKlein and Novartis, among other greedy pharmaceutical companies, expect record profits from this canard and are rushing their production as well as rushing to their banks. The World Health Organization is salivating in anticipation of the sadistic pleasure they derive from genocide, and the UN is looking forward to a reduced population that is even more slavish and therefore more manageable.

The good news is that 'Premature Jubilation' is treatable. Other forces in this universe eagerly await witnessing the New World Order hoisted with it's own petard. (For those of you born after 1600 and unfamiliar with this expression, look here.)

REMEDY FOR SWINE FLU VACCINE DISCOVERED

US GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES
A 'SMOKIN' SURPLUS GUN SALE

Mission Control and Associated Presses –

In the wake of former FBI translator Sibel Edmonds' disclosure that Bin Laden was employed by  the US until 911, the US Government has announced a 'Surplus Smoking Gun Sale'.  Although normally discouraging civilian armament, the government has made an exception in this case and is unloading these guns as fast as possible – and cheap, too.  

It is expected that an unusually large number of smoking guns will be available on ebay shortly.  Bidding starts at 10 cents per dozen.

Stay tuned as all things hidden now become known.  Maybe Obama is right, the  “Blue Pill” is less costly....

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